#Facts no. 1 - SARCASM AND INSULT BELONGS TO 2 DIFFERENT WORLD
DearDearDear 'FadedHolySoldier' , your jokes are so damn hilarious, you're totally hot and I love how you messed up insult and sarcasm. Nice humor. (Oh that's what sarcasm is. ) Look up the dictionary. We all know that Aaron TAN can't pronouns stuff properly, but hey you have no rights to talk about his engRish too because you are no better. You can't even differentiate insult and sarcasm and you want to talk much.
#Facts no. 2 - FADEDHOLYSOLDIER-SIST.
You are so damn RACIST Mr. FadedHolySoldier. And there you go on and on how Singaporeans are god damn racist. We? Singaporeans? Are RACIST? Oh priest. We celebrate Racial Harmony every year. Like you even do that in your country. You call that racist? You are totally countrycist + chinesesist + asiansist. And guess what? I am FadedHolySoldierSist, dude. We are not racist. We live in peace with one another. You don't even see us on the freaking news saying like we tear down each other's toilet cause we are RACIST. And how are we even racist? I know some of them call you nigga, blackie or whatever, but, that's understandable. Because you totallly bitched about us FIRST. And what do people do when other people bitch about you? YOU BITCH BACK. See the link? So don't say we Singaporeans are racist when you yourself is totally a racist jerk. If PeterChao ever see this, I wonder... One thing for sure, well PeterChao is racist and he is FUNNY. You're racist and you're NOT FUNNY. That's why.
#Facts no. 3 - "FUCK YOU SINGAPORE!" THANKS
Stop using the word Fuck in like every sentence you say as though it is a freaking punctuation. " Hey fuck do you wanna eat sausage fuck bread fuck or milk fuck for breakfast fuck how about some bananas fuck" Whaddup with that word man. You're so rudeeeeee. You have no game man, you have no swag. You're like "Fuck you singapore!" Guess what? The holes in Singapore are way to big for your dick. Try fucking everyone in Singapore and let's see what happen to your sword down there with 10 min. You think you O mac donalds?
O Mac Donalds had a farm E I E I O
And on his farm he had FadedGhostlySoldier E I E I O
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O Mac Donalds had a farm E I E I O
#Facts no. 4 - IT'S TAAAAAAAAN. IT'S AHHHHHHH BENG.
It's Tan. TAN. not Tang ling long ching chang or whatsoever. It's TAN, you stupid dead soldier. Don't pronounce it if you can't. You're not doing a freaking Chinese Opera, you're not funny. You're insulting all the Tan's right now you dog. You're so stupid. Have any Tan even offended you in anyway? Do you even know any Tan? Lucky I am not Tan or I would have tie you naked upside down on a tree. -.- OHHORH, I TELL TONY TAN. I STOMP YOU AH! #SoSingaporean. It's AH BENG. It's not ANG BENG. What the OMNOMNOM is wrong with you? As much as Aaron Tan failed his pheonix, you did too my
#Facts no. 5 - YOU DRUNTARD ASSTARD. EGGTARD PINEAPPLETARD. RE. TARD. ED.
Stop drinking. You stinks. Eww. It's beeeeeeeeeer. It's not CocaCola or PepsiCola123 aye. You're drinking that thing like it's mineral water. I mean whuaaaaaaaat deeeeeee omnomnom you're gonna die real fast old boy. You drinking that 1.5l of beer in that 1.5l bottle only prove to us one thing. You're goddamn stress that our whole country is against YOU. You're goddamn stress that you can't give free blow jobs in Singapore. You're goddamn stress that you can't stick some gums up some assed. You're goddamn stress because nobody likes you now because you have no friends because your english sucks. Because you're a pervert.
#Facts no. 6 - WE ARE NAISE PEOPLE.
We forgive you Mr. whatsoeverGhostSoldier, not. We can be nice but not to you since you've been such a.. such a.. fux. We welcome you to our country though, like you even dare to get your ass down here now. Hahaha. You're bullshit man. Learn to speak with the word fuck, learn to pronouns Tan and Ah Beng, learn to respect. What goes around comes back around. Don't stress liao la! haha! LikeA3YearOldKidSiaYou.
#Facts no. 7 - SIA!
SINGAPORE. IS. AWESOME. ! .
Thumbs up for 2NE1! Woohoo! Naegajae janaga!
This is the video this guy uploaded. He is known as FadedHolySoldier on youtube. (Like it's even a name, eat yourself.) He posted about Aaron Tan at first and then he posted about Asians, especially Singaporeans, are RACIST. This American guy says that we are RACIST, HELLO I KNOW YOU AH?! Please view both videos and you'll understand what I am ranting about. He removed his second vid, i don't know for what la, scared perhaps? But this is his two other videos. Enjoy! :D
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